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    I've had great success using shitty pickup lines on Omegle. Just have it in my paste buffer and sending it right away can really grab a girl's attention. But you have to have something they haven't heard for it to work!

    So here I'm sharing some of my best working lines.

    Your parents must be terrorists cuz girl you're the bomb!

    You must be Australian cuz girl you meet all my koala-fications.

    Let's play zombies, I'll eat you first.

    Are you into conspiracy theories? Cuz I wanna get Illumi-naughty with you.

    Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see.

    Nice shirt, can I talk you out of it?



    Add your best!
    My balls are soggy

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    You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

    You're so hot ; a firefighter couldn't put you out

    Nice package let me help unwrap that!

    Do you have a map? I'm getting lost in your eyes.

    Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

    ADVICE : NEVER EVER USE THAT IN REAL LIFE ^^



    BE COOL, BE FUN, BE HUNTER

    Kyrnos, Καλλίστη, ανεξάρτητα από το όνομά σας, αυτή είναι η χώρα όπου γεννήθηκα κι όπου θέλω να ταφεί

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    • #3
      i always say to a girl on omegle.... finally, someone who wont show me a penis lol

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      • #4
        If I'm botting, I just keep it simple. For the games, I make it relative to the audience. If there are two girls, I speak differently since it's a group setting. If it's one, I determine what to say based on things like lighting, age, race, etc. Funny is not a good approach to start with, IMO. If I do things funny, I usually try and keep the humor femme friendly.

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        • #5
          Hi! Happy <Day of Week>!
          Wanna watch some sexy porn, chat and be merry? :)

          You get some bites ... some.
          geek / lover of all the humans

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