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    Hey guys, I've searched the existing threads but I didn't find a "jokes" thread - please forgive me if it already exists, but I thought a little bit of humour in the seriousness of hunting would be welcome! I'll start:

    A thief breaks into a house, goes up to the bedroom to find a sleeping couple. He walks over to the bed, ties up them up, then appears to kiss the the wife's ear - he then goes to the bathroom.
    The husband leans over and tells his wife: "He's going to force himself on you; satisfy him or he will kill us. Be strong, I love you". The wife answers back: "Actually he didn't kiss my ear, he whispered that he's gay, thinks you're attractive, asked if we had any vaseline and I pointed him to the bathroom. Be strong, I love you too".


    A man eating in a posh restaurant, rushes to the bathroom and accidentally goes in the wrong side. He sits down and notices 4 buttons: WW, WA, PP & ATR. Curious he presses the WW button and gets his ass gently sprayed with warm water; he then prsses WA and a blast of warm air dries him. He then prsses PP and gets a powder puffwhich leaves him smelling nice and fresh; now nicely pampered, he presses ATR: he wakes up in hospital and asks the nurse what happened. She says "ATR means automatic tampon remover", your dick is under the pillow!

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    What do you call a black pilot?
    --A pilot, you racist!


    What's the goal of Jewish Football?
    --To get the quarter back!
    Respect & big ups for the hunters who toil in the digital fields to bring you this bounty. - Book of the HOF 6:25

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    • #3
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      Im not into working out. my philosophy : no pain . no pain :p

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        What does a pregnant hoe and burnt toast have in common?
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        In both cases you wish you pulled it out a second earlier!

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          nice thread xD
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            A black man with a beautiful exotic white bird on his shoulder walk into the bar. Upon approaching the bartender for drinks, the bartender noticed the beautiful beast and asked: "Wow! Where'd you get it?"

            The bird croaked back, "A-F-R-I-C-A!"
            Respect & big ups for the hunters who toil in the digital fields to bring you this bounty. - Book of the HOF 6:25

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            • #7
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              Jokes? This place after GoGether left :/ (uh ohhh >:)...j/k!)

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              • #8
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                Originally posted by RetroXi View Post
                Jokes? This place after GoGether left :/ (uh ohhh >:)...j/k!)

                Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.... i see what you did here :D
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                  uh oh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keTp-...eature=related

                  i feel so evil

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                  • #10
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                    What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.

                    How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying!

                    What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit

                    Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now

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                    • #11
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                      hmm... i ask myself how a Catholic Church dating website would look like.
                      First question: On a scale from 1 - 10 how old are u?
                      Here is my thread, daily updates as far as I progress.

                      My personal start



                      If you can dream it, you can do it.

                      Walt Disney (1901-1966)


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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by simplyhot View Post
                        hmm... i ask myself how a Catholic Church dating website would look like.
                        First question: On a scale from 1 - 10 how old are u?
                        hahaha!! Another one along the same theme: What do Catholic Priests and Mc Donalds have in common? They both like stuffing meat in 10 year old buns

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                          Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

                          Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions.

                          A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

                          http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7083/7...6979a691_m.jpg

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                          • #14
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                            pretty funny thread, heh
                            The hunt is on.

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                              Why do Jewish men enjoy watching prostitute porn backwards?
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                              Because they like watching the Prostitute give the money back.


                              BFF with SHOWTIME!

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